"Maybe It Will Be An Art Project" and Other Justifications For Buying Things I Don't Need

I used to check the PennySaver (remember that?) early in the week to plan my Saturday morning saling route. On Fridays I'd check the local classifieds and there would often be a long column of possibilities under "Garage Sales".  Highlighter in hand, I'd mark the ones that looked promising and keep the list in my car. Now it's 2016 and there is no Penny Saver or classifieds for that matter! I guess you can do the same thing online, but I never do.  I just venture out into the neighborhood to see what's happening. If I'm not dressed and in my car by 7:45 am I might as well just go back to bed. Carol & I are usually out the door by 7:30.  (Even then we often find that some local driveways are already decimated.)  The only exception to the 7:45 rule is for Estate Sales. In my neighborhood, true estate sales (there are fake ones, of course) start on Thursday or Friday and end on Saturday or Sunday. Any time on the first day of an actual estate sale can be lucrative. Most of the time I just scope them out to see if there's anything to come back for on half-price Saturday. So...

This is a brand new 6-inch Mario Batali Dansk cast iron skillet in deep red.  I knew it wouldn't be there for long, so I paid $10 for it on Thursday.  (And by the way, being able to go to estate sales on Thursdays is about #44 on the list of reasons-why-retirement-is-fantastic).    I thought that ten bucks was probably a little steep, but then I came home and googled it.  No.  These things are pricey.  Also, hello.  It is adorable. 








 This box came home with me, too.  I paid $5 for this silly thing which was probably meant to hold CD's.  It's from a company called Napa Valley Box Company.  Evidently it has gone out of business, because when you google it, you get zillions of Ebay listings for waaaay more than $5!  This is the second one I've picked up recently.  The first one was bigger and spray painted bright orange and is currently being turned into an art piece.  Eventually this one will follow suit. 

I also looked at this architectural print on Thursday, but decided that I didn't really need it or have wall space for it.  Hahaha.  When Carol and I came back on Saturday and everything was half price it came home with me anyway.  (For $7.50)  Carol found a pair of really excellent table lamps at the same sale, but no pictures of those I'm afraid. 


Other nice early Saturday morning finds include these three things that I absolutely have no need for but couldn't resist:

Another wind chime.  I justify the purchase of so many of these by telling myself that they make good squirrel deterrents.  I'm not sure that's really true, but since my dog has gone over my back wall not once, but twice in pursuit of squirrels I will try anything.  And anyway, how can you not buy such a pretty wind chime for just $1? 

The old window came home just because I liked it.   Shelling out $15 for an old window has to have some justification behind it, though, so here's how my thought process went:
"I like this.  It looks cool."
"Yes, but what will you do with it?"
"Maybe it could be an art project!  Yeah, I think it could definitely be an art project!" 
And out comes my wallet.
In reality, it turned out to be just another squirrel deterrent.  It's currently hanging outside in one of Stella's prime squirrel attack spots.  And it does look cool. 

Finally, a tiny little yellow teapot.  It would make sense if I actually drank tea.  But I'm a coffee person.  I almost never drink tea.  There is something about the shape and feel of these old teapots and pitchers that I just can't resist.  This one is from the Wallace China company in Los Angeles and it's probably old.  According to this California Pottery link it was in operation from 1931-1964.  I could probably sell it, but I know me.  I'll just keep it sitting around with all my other cool old pottery pitchers.  Eventually, as my daughter Emily recently told me, "you'll be dead and we'll have to deal with all this shit."  But it was only $1.  How can you pass that up?

Small Treasures

Carol and I have not been out saling together for a long time.  We are both in the midst of "kondoing" our own garages.  The last thing we need is more crapola.  But...June is a nice time for garaging here in Newport.  The mornings are gray and cool.  The gardens are blooming and fun to look at.  And you never know what you might find!   So today we ventured out.

With a new puppy in the house I am always on the lookout for dog toys.  You have to be selective:   no plastic eyes or buttons or other chokable parts.  I am constantly picking up toys and feeling them all over to assess.  This Hello Kitty was perfect, and Stella goes through Frisbees like nobody's business, (and vice versa by the way) so here is a new stash.  $2 for the pile.

I can never resist things made of bubbly turquoise glass.  I don't really need these, but they were so cute!  $1

I was a little bit irritated about paying $4 for this really nice Wallaroo hat.  But then I came home and googled it and found out that this exact hat costs $44 on their website.  So...ok. 



Cool earrings that seem like they should already belong to me:  50 cents! 

And finally, the small treasure that makes garage saling worth it:

This may not seem like much to you, but I have sort of a quasi-collection of two-headed objects.  Most of them are clay figurines (like this one) from Mexico or Central America.  This one has one head, but...three views.  Very cool.  But...the real reason that it came home with me was this:

It's a little primitive Stella!  I love it.  And it was practically free:  50 cents!